Reforms from Florence. We want no brave heart in the EU. The Swiss are saving up while the Greeks score.

Italy has a new Prime Minister since Enrico Letta was ousted in a vote of his own party.  Italy’s politics is part of its pop-culture, so it’s no wonder that the position of Prime Minister is unstable. He has already been the fourth since the beginning of the crisis and thirteenth in the last twenty years. The name of the current political team’s coach is Matteo Renzi. He served as a mayor of Florence, and he stands out by being the youngest Prime Minister ever.

His first 100 days in office were quite temperamental.  He has announced to carry out labour market reform in March, a reform of the public administration in April, and a reform of tax system in May. However, he did not impress anyone in Europe. He is suspected to be paving the way for negotiations on an exception in fiscal rules. Therefore, a warning has already been given that a country with a 2-billion public debt should not look for any exceptions. But he who laughs last laughs best; and Brussels has never been in favour of exceptions so far.

Europe is being haunted by a ghost of secession. And we are not talking about the independence declaration of the city of Lviv. The Commission is more concerned about Scotland aspiring to independence. The Commission President Barosso has said it would be „extremely difficult, if not impossible” for them to join the European Union. It’s quite interesting that it was no problem to approve the accession of „questionable” countries, like Romania, but it is a problem when it comes to a western developed country. It might sound intimidating. Maybe the Commission just wants to be heard in Catalonia.

Flying into a rage, Barroso also mentioned the Swiss. They have imposed quotas on newcomers from all the EU member states, which is very badly perceived by the EU and Western countries’ representatives. He has stated that the vote will have an impact on the cooperation in science, education or energy trade, because you cannot „have your cake and eat it”. Quips might be funny, but sometimes they make no sense, just like in this case. It’s questionable who will be the loser in case of cancelling cooperation agreements with one of the most developed countries in the world.

The truth is that we still have a lot to learn from the Swiss. In order to economize, the Swiss have their air force available only during office hours. Out of office hours, the country relies heavily on deals with its neighbours, just like a few days ago, when Italian and French fighter jets were scrambled to escort a hijacked boeing to Geneva. The Swiss army is being held in respect, since even the Nazis did not dare to attack it, although Hitler considered them a mortal enemy and a country which possesses the most disgusting political system.

On the contrary, the angry French Prime Minister, Hollande, and his predecessors have forgotten to save up and now they are begging foreign investors to come to the country. A sharp decline in foreign investments has startled them. But also when investors come, it’s hard for the French to welcome them. Not even government subventions can help the sinking Peugeot, so the company has to be rescued by a Chinese partner. Therefore, the Peugeot family cedes control over the company after two centuries and starts learning how to pronounce „Donfeng Motor” without French accent.

Greeks have a reason to celebrate. The country has posted the first current account surplus in 66 years, which means that its exports have exceeded imports. The surplus of 1.24 billion was driven by a significant fall in imports and a 15% increase in tourism receipts. But there are still voices about a need for another rescue package. However, that won’t be approved until the European election, since it would be very unpleasant for the politicians to explain the necessity of additional support to Greece when the crisis is already over (for the fifth time already).

European election is a hot topic in Greece. The government has suddenly decided to change the rules abolishing the party list system and replacing them with the direct election of MEPs. The government considers the decision a democratic leap, while the opposition says that it is an attempt to mitigate the expected magnitude of their defeat.

In Spain, a new record has been reached – the bad loans ratio has reached 13.6 %. A scandal has erupted in Austria when the former deputy governor of the central bank and eight other people went on trial charged with bribing officials in Azerbaijan and Syria to win banknote contracts. Public institutions in Cape Verde got better off legally. The country whose population is approximately half a million people will be provided with 55 million euros of development aid, although it is one of the most developed countries in Africa.

Savings of European penny-pinching citizens should be used for a good purpose – from Euro officials’ point of view. They have proposed to „mobilize” (confiscate) private savings to fund long-term investments. Of course, only of those for a good purpose.

But there won’t be too many of them probably. The upcoming financial transaction tax will probably deprive European retirees and other savers of hundreds of billions of their savings value. German and Italian citizens will be the most afflicted ones, with 150 billion and 200 billion worth of estimated losses respectively. Slovakia will join the club too, as it cannot miss any new chance to tax its citizens.

The European resolution fund, which will be paid for by the banks, has made a step forward. Ten years seems quite enough to create it. Germans were reluctant to make the fund mutual, but they seem to have changed their mind now. So we can look forward to seeing our banks rescuing the Spanish ones in only a few years.

Hope you will have fun the rest of the week – as opposed to this ending.

Translated by Michal Kollár