French self-confidence. Good and bad reports from Greece. Berlusconi’s perfect game.

As the mass media have been filled with crisis for already six years, any other fresh topic is welcome. Such as the Syrian conflict. While the French were grumbling about the American interventions in Afghanistan or Iraq just few years ago, now they are among the first to support the attack on Damascus. But after the German „no“, the British Prime Minister’s first war vote loss since 1782 and Obama‘s passing of the problem to the US Congress, Hollande has been left high and dry. So he decided to wait for a parliamentary vote before committing to an attack as well.

Also, the situation in Europe is hot, especially the economic one. Greek plans to overhaul three big state-owned companies were thrown into disarray by Troika, which insists on more decisive solutions. These three companies only made a loss of 130 million euros in 2011 and have accumulated 2.5 billion euros of debts so far. SYRIZA, the second strongest party in parliament and longtime survey leader, has called for a moratorium on Greece paying interest on its foreign loans. Dupes in the form of the member states taxpayers possess most of the debt, hence we do as well. The fact that the third bailout for Greece is a real scenario has been admitted also by Jeroen Dijsselbloem, the head of the Eurogroup.

In spite of that, optimistic reports about the primary budget surplus are still coming from the Greek official bodies. Reputedly, it has reached 2.6 billion euros in the first seven months of 2013. Unfortunately, 1.5 billion of the figure was due to the return of revenues from the yields of Greek bonds held by the central banks of the Eurozone. A bizarre report came from Athens as well. 10% of all civil servants hired from 2004 to 2009 probably submitted false education certificates. Therefore, the government has a welcome impulse for new layoffs.

The situation is similar to the south from the Pyrenees. Portuguese top court has already rejected the third government’s deficit-cutting plan in the last 13 months. The labor code change would have allowed the state to fire public sector workers, who would have been involved in a mobility scheme similar to the Greek one. That raises doubts about the country’s ability to make reforms or repay a part of the loans at least.

The unemployment rate in Spain decreased in August. A drop in this month (during the time of the highest demand for seasonal workers) has been the first one since 2000. And where’s the hitch? The unemployment declined by 31 people in the whole Spain. Only the Prime Minister has a reason to celebrate. The council members have vetoed the efforts to have him speak out in court on his alleged involvement in a corruption case.

Rajoy should learn from Berlusconi, who knows how to play a perfect game. He has been sentenced to jail and expelled from parliament for tax fraud recently. It was obvious that he wouldn’t go to prison. But he doesn’t even want to relinquish his office. The party announced that it won’t support the coalition in the case of his expulsion, which would bring the government down. Prime Minister Letta has a long face now. Should he obey the law or ignore the verdict and save the government? It would be very difficult to explain the fight against tax evasions then. To make matters worse, the current Italian budget deficit widened against the last year one by almost 50% as it reached 60 billion euros in the first eight months and 9.2 billion euros only in August.

The unemployment rate in France has broken a 16-year record and reached 10.5%. Car sales fell by 10% year-over-year and similar drops are being reported from Spain and Italy. Ford, Fiat, European GM and PSA have announced the expected losses of around 5 billion euros. Shall we pay another round of a scrappage program?

People from these countries have moved to places where the situation is a bit better at least. Britain has reported a 30-50% increase in the number of immigrants from the countries of south Europe applying for a National Insurance number. The number of Greeks applying for German citizenship has risen by 82% in comparison to last year. Angela Merkel repeated her statements about the necessity to think about the limitation of Brussels’ power over the member states. Several deem it an attempt to motivate Britain not to speculate about withdrawing from the EU. Too much power in the hands of the European officials is among the main reasons that drive Britons.

However, British government doesn’t need Brussels to make bad decisions. British banks will be obliged to repay 1.1 billion pounds to cover the costs of compensating savers in failed Icelandic banks. Thus, the losses of people who fooled themselves by the allure of high interest incomes in the Icelandic online banks will be paid by the people who shrewdly kept their savings in the British banks.

The European Commission is raising the alarm. Allegedly, there’s an expansion of protectionism across the world, which threatens the even now fragile economics. Remind me please, was it some other Commission that has adopted one of the most protectionist measures of the last years, when it has imposed huge tariffs and quotas on the Chinese solar panels?

Croats are getting to know the bitter flavor of the EU membership. Besides the imminent sanctions for limiting the application of the European Arrest Warrant, they have been forced to stop the sales of their traditional wine Prošek. According to Brussels, it is too similar to Italian sparkling wine Prosecco. Who cares that the wines are different in color, flavor, consistency and name, as even a consumer drunk by three bottles of those would barely confuse them?

Brussels lacks some adrenaline on the road. If you have ever tried to overtake a truck going 81 km/h on a county road, you’ve got to admit that the speedometer needle exceeded number 90 at least for a while. Sometimes the road safety necessitates such a behaviour. According to Brussels‘ proposal, all new cars should be fitted with devices that limit vehicle’s speed according to the speed limit displayed on road signs. Cars wouldn’t speed up over 90 km/h even if you stomped the pedal through the floor. Hopefully, Brussels will also invent some certificated wrapping duvets which would minimize the effects of head-on collisions.

Hurry up slowly,


Translated by Michal
Kollár